Hooking up from a new point of view.

My dad asked me again last few days.

"Whats new? I'm looking for new interesting stories to tell my friends, your fish hook guy story isnt that good anymore"

That reminded me that I so need to tell you guys about it.

It was like months ago when it was my first oncall in surgical department, I was called down to Emergency to attend one patient.

Seeing him, he was on his abdomen, his butt slightly raised - semi pushup position? I'm not sure what you call it, but wutever.

The main story is that I was ready to clerk this guy, then my MO came and he said "you know what, dont bother, I know the case already"

And I was like "okaayy.." ..since the guy didnt answer nuthin when I asked wot his name was. So wutever. And my MO went like "okay, open up his pants"

And the nurses were helpin him out, and we were like standing watching at the side.

Ok next bit might sound a bit disturbing but wut the hell, its our job. So we literally went snooping around his butt. Butt cheek separated and there...

We saw like a little metal piece stuck out from around his anus region. I was well gobsmacked.

That little shiny metal piece seems to be hooked around the asshole like nobody's business.

I looked at my MO and my MO looked at me. And I was all red, I cant seems to control it, in my head there I was rolling on the floor laughing, but in reality I had to suck everythin in and god knows I felt like my tears almost came out and my cheeks felt sore when I refused to smile/laugh.

OH MY GOD I was like shouting in my head..what kinda sick joke is this?

And his mother approached me. And she said "I tried hiding the fish hooks, but he seems to go and buy it again.."

"who did this??"

"he did it himself..but we tried everything already, he keeps buying fish hook and whenever nobody is around, he would 'hook' himself"

Again I was gobsmacked. I mean what the hell is wrong with his brain? I excused myself and let my MO talked to the mother and I walked straight to the computer to check his past history.

There..he was in and out of the emergency department like 2-3 times because of the fish hook stuck around his anus. Once he was transferred to operating theater just so that he can be put to sleep just so that they could remove the fish hook.

Apparently, he is known mentally challenged but the mother had no idea why it has to be fish hooks, the history went back to the time he was at special school in hostel. Something could have happened in the hostel. But nobody in the family knew what it was.

God strangest thing happens all the time when we least expect it.

God bless.

Ciao folks, have a good weekend.

Im oncall tommorow, so yeah..again..enjoy your weekend.Just enjoy your weekend..just enjoy your weekend..

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.

I think Ive gone mad.

Wutever. Bye.